I have a cute butt

Sunday bloody Sunday. It ain’t fun. It ain’t relaxing, just boring.

You never do what you’re suppoosed to: clean, take care of the dishes, get a life. I’ll do that next Sunday instead.

But, but – I do think, or think – I know, one of my sisters (good looking) friends have a slight crush on me. My sister recited(?) her.

– Your younger brother, he’s single right?

– Yes.

– He has a cute butt.

I don’t know what my sister said then. Later, when my sister and the other girl sat drinking coffe, I came by.

– Would You give your younger brother a lift home, I said, I’d buy you a glass of water.

– No way, she said. Dream on.

– I can drive you, the friend said.

– Yes, do that, I shouted.

– No way, my sister said again. Stay away from my brother, he’s not a good man.

I like being objectified like that.

av Max @ 20:49:17 i Old diary | länk | Prat (0)